More Church Bulletin Bloopers
This entry is for my mom, who types up the church bulletin for my home church each week.I'm sure you've all seen the listings of "church bulletin bloopers" - mistakes made in church publications, that are really, quite funny...things like:
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice. |
and so on. Most of these I've seen fifty million times, in one email forward or another, and I'm sure you probably have too. So I won't bore you with the whole list. But I did find a few new ones today that I had never seen before. So I'll post them for your enjoyment.
Of course...there's no way of knowing if these really were posted in church bulletins, or just invented, but either way, they're rather funny. Enjoy!
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
So mom...be careful what you put in the church bulletin...you never know where it might end up!
Posted On Apr 28, 2005 at 10:54 AM
On Apr 29, 2005 MOM wrote: Well, at least I know that you'll be reading the bulletin from now on to see what you can catch me on! I'm sure if anyone read it carefully they could find plenty- they just might not be funny.
Doug Replied: Don't worry...if you make any mistakes, I won't post them here...
Unless they're really funny!
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