Fat Free Mayonnaise, Fat Free Cheese

Well, last night Jeorge created his very own blog (which you can find here: Jeorge The Dodo's Blog), so this morning it's my turn.

I know, I already have a blog. But I'm going to be updating this one instead of the old one. If you want to read stuff from my old blog, you can find it here: Doug's Random Thoughts.

So, to start off my new blog, I thought I'd tell you something I learned this week. As you may or may not know, I have been diagnosed with gallstones, so while I'm traveling from camp to camp this summer as a camp pastor, I have to be very careful with my diet.

So here's what I've learned:

1. Fat Free Mayonnaise is disgusting.


2. If you put lots of vegetables (onions, peppers, tomatoes) in your sandwich, these cover the disgustingness of the mayonnaise, and it actually is quite edible.


3. Fat Free Cheese is disgusting.


4. If you put lots of vegetables (onions, peppers, tomatoes) in your sandwich, Fat Free Cheese is still disgusting.

My personal opinion is that Fat Free Cheese is utterly beyond all hope of redemption, and should be consigned immediately to the fires of hell, where it will melt for all of eternity.

But that's just my opinion!