Doug Looks Like

Here's a fun thing to do...go to Google and type "[your name] looks like" (and be sure to put it in quotes. Then look for some funny results. Here's what Doug looks like...

Doug looks like a middle-aged car salesman who found a better suit and moved into selling life insurance
Doug looks like a waiter
Doug looks like college stole his soul
Doug looks like a pretty mellow guy, but I'll lay 2:1 odds on Jackie being cut into hamburger with a chainsaw on the day that Doug finally snaps (yikes!)
Doug looks like the lead singer from Jet
Doug looks like he could use a hug
Doug looks like...well Doug looks like Doug
Doug looks like Jack Nicholson
Doug looks like he lives on the plane
Doug looks like Ringo, plays drums exactly like Ringo, and sings like Ringo
Doug looks like a possible age to begin signs of dementia
Doug looks like a clown
Doug looks like he has He-Man somewhere in his family tree
Doug looks like a real sweety
Doug looks like a svelte wide receiver
Doug looks like the face of Texas: rugged, independent, strong
Doug looks like a crazed madman

SADLY...if you google "Jeorge looks like", you only get one result...

Jeorge looks like a fattie

*sob*